Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
Short Jokes
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
What hangs low?
Balls.
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
Milk is that the Uganda way?
