My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Short Jokes
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
qestrrrr.
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"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
