A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
Short Jokes
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
You are the joke.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
Xd.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Calculate my dick, virgins!
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
