Short jokes

Short jokes

I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"

What is the difference between an American and an orphan?

They don't have a home to get their guns.

I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.

Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.

Like and comment if you get it!

My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.

He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.

Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.

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  • Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

    A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.