Short jokes
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!