Short jokes
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.
He just moved back in with his mom.
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
King.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
What are clowns good at?