Short jokes
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
Stinky Steve.
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
Creeper?
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
What's funnier than 24? 25!
I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
I can't stop thinking about those beans.
#babagang
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
Iron Man dies.
Manchester City is gay.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?