Short jokes
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions, which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
Your joke: you.
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
I punched you so hard that I'll call you "Droppy Pussy."
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.