If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
LYNXXXXXXX!
"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"
Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
