Short jokes
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
What is magic?
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.