Short jokes
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
Jesus walked, so Mohammad can fly.
Jig, Jill, Bill ate a pill.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
joko
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Oh, you're jealous now.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Are you peeling well?
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
I like turtles.
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!