Short jokes
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
I love jokes!
Why is time important? To not be late.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
Hot water look a**.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
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Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.