Short jokes
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
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Wish jokers.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
What's the best thing about a blowjob?
- The silence.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
Your mum's got big tits.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
"Bill, never do that again."
Bill, that's racist!
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