Short jokes
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
Get confused with Confucius!
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What has it?
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!