Short jokes
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
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How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.