Short jokes
Uranus spins on its side.
Uranus is blue.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Uranus has 27 moons.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
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Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
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Wish jokers.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.