Short jokes
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)