Short jokes
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
Two sticks only make a fire.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
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Joe Mama!
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
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Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.