Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Short Jokes
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
Your mum's got big tits.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
"Bill, never do that again."
Bill, that's racist!
bill tran
Teddy
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
ASDA.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
