Short jokes
King.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
What are clowns good at?
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions, which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
Your joke: you.
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.