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Short Jokes
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
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Wish jokers.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
What's the best thing about a blowjob?
- The silence.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
