Short jokes
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Where do cows get their medicine?
At the farmacy.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
What time do you call me tomorrow?
W ffseetyhggghjoi.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
Your face.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂