It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
Short Jokes
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."
One word. Creeper.
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
Uranus floats around in space.
Uranus spins on its side.
Uranus is blue.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Uranus has 27 moons.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
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