Short jokes
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
What is a dog?
An animal.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
Stephanie
What is a car that runs and can't?
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.