Short jokes
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
I am glass! People see right through me.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
Loud Korea noise.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
what is the fastest country? iran.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."