Short jokes

Short Jokes

Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

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How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.

What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?

The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"

The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"

"Yellow and far apart."

Wanna hear somethin' ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.