Short jokes

Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?

Because they can’t ketchup.

Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?

Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.

What is a milk?

Milk!!!!

What do you call a school that can talk?

A school with a face!

What is your body like? Soft.

I think that church is boring.

What is mail? Boring.

What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌

Which month is the bus? December.

What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.

What is a playground that is old?

A rotten playground.

Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝

Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.

Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣

Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.

Microwave.

Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.

Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.

To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.

What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.