Short jokes
Ahh, the coronavirus!
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
My dad just comes and goes.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.