Short jokes
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
All of them.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!