What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
Short Jokes
What is your summer name? Hot.
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What is it about sisters who argue?
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
What time is your name from? Any time.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
