Short jokes
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
New.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Cooper is the best to ever live.
Cameron Boyce
The teacher is asking you a question.
Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"
Me: "Dead."
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.