Short jokes
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
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Koalas are awesome!
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Hi 👋 ooooo has tyyyyyyyyuyuyu
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
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Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Chode.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
What is tyyyyyyyyu?