Short jokes
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Awesome, amazing game!
China should be a baseball team.
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
New.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.