Short jokes

Short jokes

If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!

You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?

Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.

What’s an abbreviation for school in America?

Shooting range.

Jokes just as dead as the victims.

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  • Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.