Short jokes
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
Icebergie is a randy.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Aren't I badly good?
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
Spppppp.
I love riding my bike 🚲.
What's bad? A nut allergy.