Short jokes

What’s an abbreviation for school in America?

Shooting range.

Jokes just as dead as the victims.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?

Because she had a make-up exam.

What is a joke?

I did a good job of being home from school.

You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?

All they have is IVs!

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

No more toilet paper jokes, please.

John

What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

What is a bus 🚌?

Germany is...

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

I love my dog, Sadie.

Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?

Because he’s always on the webcast.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita poo let me in!

I forgot the joke.

I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!