Short jokes
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
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My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
My sis a fat cow.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
S, ss, slalom. A.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋