Short jokes

Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?

Because he wanted it to smell good.

Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!

If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?

"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."

Icebergie is a randy.

Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.

Why did the alligator see a crocodile?

Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.

Aren't I badly good?

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?

Spppppp.

I love riding my bike 🚲.

What's bad? A nut allergy.

Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!

What do pedophiles do when they wake up?

Turn on the child safety lock on the car.

Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?

I’m going to be scared of diesel.

Like if you are scared of Covid-19.

Awesome, amazing game!

China should be a baseball team.