Short jokes
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Hi Eric Le!
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Hi Ethan!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.