Short jokes
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
moo.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
He jizzes canned cheese.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Heyyyyyy!