I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. đ
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
Theyâre both full of greasy chicks.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
âYes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.â
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
Whatâs the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Why didnât the emo attend her grandmaâs funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a âJust Do Itâ shirt.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because sheâs the only one whoâs 18.
