Short jokes
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Slob on my knob.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
You're really sexy 😉
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!