Short jokes
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Rape jokes aren't funny.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?
The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.