Short jokes
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
Job sucks. XD
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"