What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
Short Jokes
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
I always press the stop button to see you.
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
trolololololloollllol
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
