Short jokes

Short jokes

Man: Knock, knock...

Boy: Who's there?

Man: Bear...

Boy: Bear who?

Man: Bear bottom.

Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?

Because they’ve got guardians!

What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!

Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?

He had no legs.