Short jokes
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Little Johnny died.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging.
MAGAnon is the goat.
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Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
Family Guy funny moments.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.