What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
Short Jokes
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
Herrit?
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
