Short jokes
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. š¤·āāļø
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
1 hour challengeeee.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
"AOT is mid."
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Let's talk.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.