Short jokes
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Grandma: Young people your age are married by now, why aren’t you?
Me: Old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
1 hour challengeeee.