Short jokes
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
Uhhhh...
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.