Short jokes

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

What do you call a dino stripper?

A dinohore.

I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.

This is the best joke

Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.

What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!

Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?

'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.

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An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."

Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔

XtM

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.

What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.

God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.

Hitler: Kills himself.

Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!

-Alya

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.