Short jokes
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
John Toberty is not funny.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.