straight (DYM 26)
Short Jokes
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
I like ramen. If you do, like!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
"Just say no to drugs!"
Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
