Short jokes
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Hey, Alya.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
Like (DYM 82).
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....