Short jokes

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!

When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.

I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.

What was Hitler's lucky number?

Nein.

What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?

(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.

So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.

I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.

I just wanted to write something random.

And now my wife is dead.

What is a cannibal's favorite drink?

Coffee.

What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?

They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?

Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't have a closet to come out of.

What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.