Short jokes
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
Saw (DYM 69).
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
Ads? More like bads.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!