Short jokes
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
Saw (DYM 69).
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
Ads? More like bads.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."
Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.