Short jokes
Owo
Woah, nice cock.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
It's cavers.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.