Short jokes

Short Jokes

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.