What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Short Jokes
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
If you're a girl, please comment.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
