Short jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.