Short jokes
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!