Short jokes

Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.

This video got me on the ground. 😂

Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA

Jokers are all about the delivery.

Except abortion jokes...

Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.

The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.

Your PP is small, just like my will to live.

Where does a French cat live?

- In Purr-is

OR

- In the Catacombs

OR

- In a chat-eau.

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?

Because they both split away from their family.

Random guy: Do you know Dee?

Other dude: Who’s Dee?

Random guy: Dee Snuts!

RIP Candace.

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."

My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."

I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.