Short jokes

An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"

What do the initials ACLU stand for?

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American Communist Lawyers Union.

Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"

Because it doesn't matter your age.

Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣

https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs

I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!

Bullets.

What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.

Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.

What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.

Why was the chicken in trouble?

For using fowl language!

What games would deaf people not be good at?

Simon says and Musical chairs.

Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.

P.l.a.n.e.

Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.

Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.

Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?

Oh, it's still cancer.

Let's chat here, sisters!

Kariah, blue heart!

Lariah, pink heart!

Iariah, yellow heart!

Me, green heart!