Short jokes
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Google is butt.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
"Yo (DYM 107)"
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
I wanna fight Gwen!
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.