Short jokes
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
Stop, orphan joke!
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Addison Banks age (8).
Addison Banks age (21).
Addison Banks age (69).
BLAH.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Henry is in Uranus.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?