#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
Short Jokes
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
Anyone wanna chat?
Uranus is cold.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
