Short jokes
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Giggity!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
Let's have toast in the bath.
Wanna come hang out with me?
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!