Short jokes
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
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"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Queen, (DYM 86)
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.