Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
Short Jokes
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
freshfry, we need to talk now...
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
