Short jokes

Short jokes

Me: Hey, I have candy.

Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?

Me: Some of deez nuts.

What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

-You guys- sure

Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.

Iran: So?

Japan: Twice!

Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?

A: Because when you're there, you're family.

What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?

Norwegian massage.