Short jokes
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Nice cock, bitch.
69, 420, 21.
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
Jesus is fake,
He hides from himself.
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
Jesus is what he eats!
Shit!
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
She really wanted a boner.