Short jokes
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
What are two things that an orphan canโt have?
Two parents.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So youโll tickle my pickle?
Girl: ๐ณ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a ไปๅฆ็ๅป้ผ.
Joke not up for debate.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? ๐คฃ