Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
Short Jokes
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Yulia
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
