How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
Short Jokes
My name is what orphans can never have.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
