Short jokes
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Tis the season to be spooky.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.