Short jokes
Mole
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Kobe got irl canceled.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.