Short jokes
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Help me...
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.