Short jokes
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
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What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
went (DYM 134).
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Chupapi Muñañyo
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!