Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What, do u have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIER!
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
good (DYM 92)
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Why is my butt wet i forgot
Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?
It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.
what do you call a man who offended an nfl player...
odin floyd
There's only on reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum. In her religion you NEVER pull out.
Sure?
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test? Because his answers were netherrite.
How do skeletons get COVID? From the coffin!
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
Oral
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
POO I LOVE POO here’s my song ‘poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy’ thank you
