Petal
Short Jokes
Hana?
I have a girlfriend.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Hi guys, it's Gwen. Good morning, people! Just to let you know, I am deleting my account tomorrow.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
Gallons (DYM 113).
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
