Short jokes
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
You're losing all your friends, but never any calories.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Jesus said to his disciples, "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life." Thomas came fifth, however, so he only got a toaster.