Short jokes
My career is worth more than your adoption.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.