Short jokes

Short jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).

Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?

Sally's used to being blind!

Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?

1 baby in 10 buckets.

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.

Me: Wow, they found the body already?

Dad: :/

So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.