Short jokes
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
Paper.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.