Short jokes
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin