Short jokes
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
what is george floyd's favorite shade of color? kneeon.
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
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What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Si, papi?
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.